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  <title>The Few.  The Proud.</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:27:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Godfather</title>
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  <description>Yeah; that is me.  I am the Godfather, and my nephew&apos;s name is Dylan Joseph.  Word.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:50:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OIF II</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 05:06:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Few.  The Proud.</title>
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  <description>February 20th, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Online%20Things/image410.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Semper Fi</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:19:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Here</title>
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  <description>Yup.  Updating.  Cept I don&apos;t know what to put up here really.  Haven&apos;t really slept the past three days now, just sitting in bed or taking apart and putting my dirtbike back together.  Might be going to Drift Battle 3 tonight, and I want to go see some movies at theatres some time with whoever wants to come with me.  Hmmm...got m00s3&apos;s S2000 started and going now with a new turbo on it; it&apos;s hott and faster, which it was already ridiculous before the turbo.  I went out and played volleyball with some people yesterday then we were going to hang out more after that, but Julie was available to hang out so Julie and I actually hung out.  It was a lot of fun, I really do miss just hanging out with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha; this little girl at the Boys and Girls Club is named Shannon.  She is fricken in love with me.  Want proof?  On the field trip yesterday to Stoney Creek when I got in the water, she jumps me.  I walk her around in the deep area a little, cause she is like 3&apos;4&quot;, she&apos;s a tiny 8 year old.  But the she says to me...&quot;Brockli!  You have a hairy chest...and I LIKE IT!  YOU&apos;RE MINE BROCKLI; YOU CUTIE!&quot;  Needles to say that is flatering, but that&apos;s just funny that the kids are like that.  HAHA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s pretty much it for now, just my day yesterday pretty much cause I don&apos;t want to go back too far in time.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 22:49:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>MY TOE!</title>
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  <description>LoL!  Happy Father&apos;s Day!  But who cares on the LJ!  I hit up my cousins grad party yesterday and talked to some new people, had a few brews...blah blah blah.  Came home real quick and left again for Gratiot to cruise up and down between 9 and 10 mile to look at the awsome cars over there.  Took about an hour then I came home and pretty much feel asleep.  Today; woke up and went to my Gram and Pup&apos;s house for that side of the family birthday&apos;s; it was nice seeing most of the family there.  Came back home and had a bbq with the other side of the family (Nanny and Poppy); it is ok.  Tried to start my bike up and I had sandals on...NOT A GOOD COMBINATION!  I crushed my right big toe and have about a half an inch of skin ripped off on it now...it kinda bled everywhere before I got some bandages on it, the family was freaking and I&apos;m just like, &quot;give me a band aid and a shoe so I can ride my bike!&quot;.  I eventually did, but I had to get passed the moms and nanny.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 05:03:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>K; it seems like a it was a great week.  I worked at ESC the days i&apos;m supposed too (mon, wed, fri, sat); and I started my new schedule for lifeguarding...530am - 1200pm.  I know; I&apos;m crazy to go to bed at like 2 or 3 then work at 530 for six hours, but it is kinda fun.  The people in the pool are nicer and they actually talk without yelling and complaining about the rules.  I accepted Danielle&apos;s job openning at the Boys and Girls Club again; so thursdays from 10-4 I will be a staff on the field trips again.  So to recap...that&apos;s about 54 hours of work a week on about 35 hours of sleep if not a little less.  LoL!  Lauren and I hung out a few times over the week; went shopping earlier this week and got some clothes (w00t) then we hung out that night and we had some very good times that night.  HAHA!  She&apos;s my cutie!  Uhh; Thursday after work Courtney and I went shopping for damn near 4 or 5 hours looking at stuff that we want...I bought while she looked at things.  After that we went and got some mexican food cause we were hungry; it was okay.  About 745 we went to the Silverdome Drive-In and had to wait til 10 for the movie to start (Batman Begins).  We had to blow time obviously before the movie so we talked and made fun of the other people around us and then turned the music up really loud and I took her wallet and she scratched me up like no other (WOMEN ARE VICOUS AND BRUTAL WITH NAILS!).  The movie was awsome...what parts I wasn&apos;t passing out at...but I think I got the jist of it.  Got some picture finally from the Chicago HIN gallery...SWEET!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/HIN/IMG_1467.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/HIN/IMG_1467.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AWSOME!  K; I&apos;m still exhausted but not really tired so I&quot;m trying to just fall asleep but not really going to sleep.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:47:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Just fill it out...you know you want to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WOULD YOU EVER...&lt;br /&gt;[_] go out with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _&lt;br /&gt;[_] kiss me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] let me kiss you?&lt;br /&gt;[_] watch a movie with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] let me take you out to dinner?&lt;br /&gt;[_] let me drive you somewhere?&lt;br /&gt;[_] take a shower with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] be my bf/gf? (Dear God I just hope GF)&lt;br /&gt;[_] have a fling with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] let me buy you a drink?&lt;br /&gt;[_] take me home for the night?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Re-post this for me to answer your questions?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Give me a piggyback ride?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere&lt;br /&gt;[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Lick my cheek?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Dance with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Let me make you breakfast?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Help me with homework?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Tickle me to death? (Even though I&apos;m not ticklish)&lt;br /&gt;[_] Let me tickle you?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Play strip poker with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Say yes if i asked you out?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Get wasted with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Rub me down with body butter?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Instant message me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Greet me in public?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Hang out with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Bring me around your friends?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D0 Y0U...&lt;br /&gt;[_] Think im cute?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Think im hot?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Want to kiss me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Want to cuddle with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Want to hook up with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Want to have sex with me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARE WE...&lt;br /&gt;[_] Aquintences?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Friends?&lt;br /&gt;[_] In a relationship?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Gonna have kids?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AM i...&lt;br /&gt;[_] Smart?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Cute?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Funny?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Cool?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Loveable?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Adorable?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Compassionate?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Annoying?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Great to be with?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Attractive?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Mean?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Odd?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE Y0U EVER...&lt;br /&gt;[_] Thought about me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Thought there might be an &quot;us&quot;?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Thought about hookin up with me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Wished I were there?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Grabbed me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Had a crush on me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Idolized me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Wanted my number?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Had a dream about me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Been distracted by me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Wanted to have sex with me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARE Y0U...&lt;br /&gt;[_] Done with this survey?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Happy you know me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Mad at me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Thinkin about me?&lt;br /&gt;[_] Going to repost this so that I will return the favor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll update with an actual one later.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:29:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Like Promised</title>
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  <description>Well; cause our digi&apos;s sucked at the show; here are a few models and some cars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me being the MacDaddy I am...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/MyboyandaModel.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/MyboyandaModel.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My boy moose; he needs to smile in pictures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/HottestModelandI.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/HottestModelandI.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/2HottiesandI.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/2HottiesandI.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just some other photos we got.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/Carppypicbutlotsofhotties.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/Carppypicbutlotsofhotties.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/HottieswithFerrari.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/HottieswithFerrari.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CANDID!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/Models1.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/Models1.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And here like I promised...a car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/EndlessRX-7.jpg&quot;&gt;http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/m00s3abu1/EndlessRX-7.jpg&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:37:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Mini Road Trip</title>
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  <description>These last few days have been awsome for the most part.  Thursday I visited the Boys and Girls Club of Troy to just say hi to everyone and they were in the staff training.  Danielle asked me if I still needed a job so I said yes.  If you&apos;re counting; that is my third job and it&apos;s gonna be awsome.  Friday I had work (obviously like every friday), and it was like 95 degrees in the building.  It sucked so much, but we made it through the heat.  After work I was supposed to hang out with Annie but when she called me once then said she would call me right back; she never did.  So that made me feel blown off.  When I got home Courtney asked if I was hungry.  YES!  Almost always!  So we went out and tried finding a place to eat at.  We ended up at a place called Peabody&apos;s over  on Woodward.  I got the Fillet Mingion and she got a chicken dish.  We split a chocolate torte at the end.  IT WAS THE BEST MOUTH WATERING DELICIOUS DINNER I HAVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!  We wrapped up what was left of the chicken and the torte and took it to Lauren at Gelato Roma.  She was so happy to see us and the food.  She just went through it like she was a starving mexican child.  LOL!  After that we tried watching Super Troopers; but it really didn&apos;t work out that good.  Saturday m00s3 and I went to Chicago for a HIN (Hot Import Nights) car show.  IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!  When I can, I&apos;ll get the pictures up on it and maybe a video or two too.  We decided to not stay the night though and came home right as soon as we got done seeing everything.  The models were amazing; the cars were amazing, the DJ was amazing.  IT WAS CRAZY IN THAT BUILDING!  BAH!  I&apos;m tired...</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:59:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So this weekend my parents were up north.  I had the house to myself, it was the most boring thing ever.  Next time I have it to myself, it&apos;s party time.  Nothing good happened until sunday.  On sunday I tried to put together a little gathering of people to have a BBQ at Stony Creek...uhhh yeah; next time some more people are gonna have to come.  After that BBQ I went to Raintree and had another BBQ with the lifeguards and it was okay.  Played a little disc golf, then me and this other guy sorta went to the back of the park and just talked and threw a frisbee around.  Then that storm rolled in, it was awsome.  But that&apos;s pretty much as much as I&apos;m going into it.  LoL, yup.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2005 04:31:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Harvey Birdman...Attorney At Law</title>
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  <description>WHAT A SHOW; GREAT SHOW!  Had a pretty good but slow day.  Woke up at 615ish (crazy for me now a days) and then tried to get back to bed but only slept another hour and then just sat in bed til like 850 or 9.  Went to ESC for work today, it was really humid in that building today, so I used a couple of 120mm and a 160mm fan (which pushes like 280 cubic feet of air a second).  A great way to stay cool  HAHA.  After work I went and worked out with Nicole (the cousin) and that was fun as much as that can be.  Drove around after that for like an hour or so, down main street, up woodward, it was BIKE NIGHT!  Awsome seeing all those bikes.  Lauren called me up after she got off work and we went to National&apos;s for some dinner.  I got texas french toast, but had to eat it with my hands cause I didn&apos;t get any silverware LoL.  Walked her back to her car afterwards and saw her off, then I found someone at a light with a Civic HX manual.  I talk to her for like a second then we were racing pretty much all the way to Rochester Rd. from Crooks and Big Beaver.  I won cause she had no idea how to drive that car right.  HaHaHa.  I got lifeguarding tomarrow, stop in if you would like for a swim (4pm - 6:50pm).  Alright; I&apos;m out for now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 04:04:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Shopping</title>
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  <description>I was bored today.  I talked to Courtney for a little bit then got so bored so I asked if she wanted to go shopping since Lauren was busy with house work and going to the 89X Birthday Bash.  Went to Great Lakes Crossing (first time in like two years), then went to an outdoor mall in Rochester.  It was good cause I needed the clothes.  I&apos;m gonna look around for some more clothes cause I still need some more.  *Hey Lauren; want to go shopping sometime soon?*  Anyway; after that I came home and my nanny and poppy were over for dinner.  We had steak, chicken, potatoes, mushrooms, vegi&apos;s, texas toast, some miller lights, and lemonade.  Good time eating with them.  Other than those two things, I have been bored out of my mind all of today.  I can&apos;t wait to see what this week has to offer yet.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 16:13:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Memorial Weekend</title>
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  <description>It is so good right now.  Friday I had to help my dad pour concrete for the bigger shed in the back, then I went to work.  Right after work I headed out to MSU to meet and visit some of Lauren&apos;s friends over at thier apartment they have for the summer there.  They are all so cool and fun just to mess around with.  We had cheesecake...mmmmmmm...it was the GREAT!  Then we sat around just talking and then watched like the last half of Pretty Woman.  Yeah...anyway (LoL), after that we just talked some more and went to bed at like 1 or so; we were all exhausted.  Woke up at 7 and no one else was so I really just sat there til like 1030 when everyone started to wake up.  It was fun there; I can&apos;t wait to go back again someday.  Left from the apartment back to home and went straight to get my new tattoo.  Two and a half hours, so it wasn&apos;t that bad.  Black and shades of green.  If you remember to ask, I&apos;ll show you next time I see you.  After that I went to Rayna&apos;s birhday and we had no roller rink to go to so we went to Art Castle and painted (I tried, but am definetly no artist.)  Then we just ate cake and talked and messed around in Rayna&apos;s basement til like 12, at least I did.  Left from Rayna&apos;s and picked up Courtney and visited Lauren at Gelato di Roma (her work).  It was fun and tasty.  Met her co-worker; WHO&apos;S INSANE!  Then we left cause Lauren had to go try and sell pizza outside.  I came home and sat around for like another hour or so and went to bed at 330ish.  And today...I&apos;m gonna workout and hopefully find something to do.  I don&apos;t know what I&apos;m gonna do for the rest of the day though.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 13:37:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Tuesday</title>
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  <description>So I woke up at like 8 this morning and then already had things to do.  After my errands, I cleaned my room for an hour and got my clothes washed and put away; well, mostly away.  Went into work a little early to see what my schedule for June will be.  5:45 AM to 12 PM...fun fun.  Mostly all day today I felt pretty sick of myself and just had no motivation to even talk that much.  Probibly three words the entire night at work.  Depression, why it show&apos;s itself in the best times, I don&apos;t know.  Justynn at work tried to get me to smile, and she did...but only because we got the manager to let us swim while on our 30 minute break and while guarding too.  The slide is really fun with a kickboard under you, and it is actually scary when you go head first...I love breaking the pools rules.  LoL!  Uhhh...after we messed around I had to help out some adults with thier swimming (cause after 9 it&apos;s adult lessons).  I might become a WSI and a sub for teaching classes; just maybe.  After work I had to help out Justynn jump her car, so yeah.  Pretty much was in a bad mood again right after work again.  I hung out with Julie for the first time in pretty much a month tonight too.  Yeah; we watched Blade and then I went home.  I hate me sometimes; I think way too much and about too many things no matter how trivial or in depth, I just get the better of myself when I think.  Stupid brain; I want you off sometimes.  K, I&apos;m gonna try and sleep before work this morning.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 20:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>OKAY!  Here are some pictures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here I am before I got suited up and bike ready...just on the trailer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1178.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here I am getting warmed up and ready to take off in Kalkaska&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1156.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1156.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1203.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1203.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just some scenery after about an hour of riding...just amazing; quiet, calm, warm, a little slice of peaceful bliss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1166.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1166.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1168.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1168.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Umm...my bike in the tree...yeah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1190.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another angle of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1186.jpg&quot;&gt;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Moocow12000/Fun%20Things/100_1186.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s all really the good ones.  Have fun.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 15:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What A Weekend</title>
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  <description>As I&apos;m sure most of you know I went up north this weekend.  Just a father-son thing it seemed.  We got up to Grayling like 3ish and we rode the Kalkaska trail (beautiful I might add), and it was just awsome to ride my bike hard and far.  I ran over a chipmunk on accident on the way back though, but I&apos;m perfectly safe.  LoL.  We hit up the 24 Hour store there and got some snackages then jokingly I asked my dad if we could get some...party favors...ended up buying a fifth of Smirnoff triple distilled vodka and a six pack of Smirnoff Ice.  It was all gone like an hour and half after we got back to the campsite.  We had a huge fire going on that night and it was crazy cold, like 30 I think.  Went to bed blah blah blah.  That was friday.  Saturday we woke up and went to Mio.  Hit up Bull Gap (a hill climb area), and we rode up the hill a few times then started on our merry way to a little hidden town we always ride to.  Unfortunetly we didn&apos;t make it there cause I crashed my bike.  Rather; those damn tree&apos;s in the woods jumped out and got me.  So I kinda went over my bike and hit some big OAK! trees.  It really hurt.  Ouch!  LoL.  Uhh; yeah, got off the ground then jut sprinted across the trail and layed on a tree for a few minutes.  Finally came to and saw my bike just chillin in a tree so I had to get it out.  Nothing more than a few scraps, two sprained wristes, and some bruised ribs.  It was funny actually when I look at it now.  Came home this morning, got home at like 1130.  Have a lifeguard picnic to attened to later on and hopefully I&apos;ll be able to hang out with my personal zorro.  ;-)  I&apos;m gonna go try to work out.  i doubt I will though, but I&apos;m gonna try.  I&apos;ll get some pictures up later from this weekend.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 03:42:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So I love this summer so far.  Seeing everyone; working, not worrying about school...Lauren...yeah, it&apos;s awsome so far.  Going back up north this weekend to ride again, I&apos;m hoping that I don&apos;t have to worry about all the stalling and breaking down again.  Work is fine and everyone at lifeguarding is starting to leave to go to TFAC (Troy Family Aquatic Center), for the summer; that sucks cause most of my friends are leaving to it.  Oh well.  Work outs are still going strong, I can definetly see me toning out finally.  Can&apos;t wait to see what else goes on this week.  I&apos;ll think about another post sometime soon...but we will see about it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 18:52:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A Few Days Have Past</title>
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  <description>So lets start on the one day that lasted like 52 hours.  Started Friday morning at 8.  Workout out, straight to work, went to see a house for rent, cleaned up and played some CS:S.  At about 11 that night, Lauren and I went to Downtown Royal Oak and got some Gelato...Gelito...something like that and my buddy Mike was there (he lifeguards with me).  We talked for a bit then they left and then Lauren and I just walked up the street and back to the car cause it was raining out (STUPID RAIN).  We went back to her house and just talked for a bit then tried to watch some TV...nothing important was missed on it.  After that (about 230 in the morning), I went to Ram&apos;s Horn and met with m00s3, char, tim, and mike and we just balanced forks til like 5 in the morning...we all went home, played some CS:S and then work at 10 the next morning.  After work (this is saturday still), we went to Gibraltor and got some things, looked around and came back home.  I went and saw Hitchhiker&apos;s Guide To The Galaxy with Mel, and then after that went to Mony&apos;s for an after prom/char&apos;s birthday party.  The party pretty much fell through in the fun department.  I went home at like 3, talked to some people online (the geeky side of me), then watch the Northern Lights from 4 to 430 in the morning.  Went to bed at 5, got up at 12 this afternoon and went straight to the gym.  Met up with Klodi there and he put me throught the ringer with his workout.  DAMN!  He is built, and I am just this little guy there trying to keep up.  But I think I&apos;m gonna work out with him once a week now too and we will see how it all goes in the end.  That&apos;s my little story, have fun with it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 01:43:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hmmm....</title>
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  <description>I really don&apos;t know what to say.  WoW; that&apos;s a start for it.  Just WoW.  IT WAS AWSOME!  Work...meh...hanging with the guys...okay...but WOW to seeing Donnie Darko for once in a long time.  It was a long day at work yesterday, and then Lauren called me and we hung out and watched Donnie Darko (her first time seeing it I might add).  It was such an awsome night.  Working out still going strong; I can tell that I&apos;m starting to tone a little, but I want to get sized up by a doctor to know all the facts about me; (like muscle mass. body fat, muscle sizes, ect.)  I think I&apos;m going up north next weekend to ride again; anyone want to come with?  Getting another tattoo in like three weeks on my other shoulder; it&apos;s gonna be a lot better than my first one, you&apos;ll all see.  LoL.  Well; summer is gonna be good this year I think...can&apos;t wait to see what is to come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;;)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 00:58:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>And Some Time Later...</title>
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  <description>Reformatted my computer...much better.  Watchin movies and just hanging out with people is awsome.  I can&apos;t wait to do it some more with other people.  Started a new workout program and diet; Whey Protien is not that bad of a food suppliment, as long as it&apos;s chocolate flavored to.  LoL.  Went and saw a movie and then when we went back home, all we did was sit in the driveway and talk for like two hours til 3 in the morning.  It was awsome.  Gonna go up north again sometime to ride again...hopefully I won&apos;t get screwed up again on the bike, but a fun week is coming up this week.  Can&apos;t wait to see what all happens.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 19:20:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s Only Saturday</title>
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  <description>My god...my body hurts so much from just one ride this weekend.  First my bike didn&apos;t start for an hour cause my carb was floating with oil (no combustion for the piston, no go for the bike).  So we drained that and three hours after I tried to get it going, it finally got going.  Rode for a bit and never fell, it was awsome to ride that thing like 60 mph through a 3 foot trail.  Then eventually; on the way back to the trailhead, I took a wrong turn and got lost, so when I tried to turn around and go back, my bike stalled and flooded the spark plug.  So I had to push it back about two miles up a soft sand hill.  That wasn&apos;t fun, but the riding I did was.  Got back today at like 1130 in the morning, and now I&apos;m just trying to find something to do for the rest of my weekend.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 02:19:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.yamaha-motor.com/products/mcy/500/05_YZ125_blu_3_3528.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my new toy.  2004 YZ125.  35 horsepower...about 75 mph top speed on two wheels and on dirt.  THAT&apos;S CRAZY!  Can&apos;t wait to open it up.  I just hope I don&apos;t end up dead because of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.yamaha-motor.com/products/atv/500/05_yfz450_blu_3_3172.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The four wheeler is my dad&apos;s brand new YFZ450.  It&apos;s a hell of a lot bigger than my bike, and probibly a lot faster too...but we will just see on the trails this weekend now won&apos;t we.  LoL.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can&apos;t wait to see all of you guys this summer...if we do hang out. (I&apos;m hoping we do too)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:34:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Take 5</title>
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  <description>HOLY CRAP!  I NEED SLEEP!  Okay...last 48 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets take a quick start on friday morning; wake up, get dressed, go to E.S.C. to work there for the day.  It was a slow day and me and m00s3 would screw around and throw a CDROM drive here at me, then I would throw back a hard drive...fun.  Right after work I headed out to Ann Arbor to go to The Necto with Courtney and Lily (Courtney&apos;s roomie).  So we watch Finding Neverland (a really good movie), and then head out to The Necto at 12.  We had a really good time at the club, and dancing...or in my case...trying to dance.  I really stink at dancing.  So over the summer we should get people together to go to Canada and go clubbin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today; got home from Ann Arbor like 330 this morning and got to bed at like 430.  Had to wake up and go back to E.S.C. to work again at 10 and then it was pretty much a slow day there.  The snow sucked so much here.  I hated it.  But then after work I headed to the Community Center for an In-Service (monthly training we are required to do for lifeguarding).  It was CPR today, a total blow off.  But I had that and it was okay...when I was awake.  HeHe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another cool thing was that I had to order a new pair of moto-pants for me cause my old pair are too big...skinny sucks cause now I have to buy a ton of new clothes that fit me.  But I also picked up my new jersey, chest protector, a few quarts of oil for the bike, and got my new boots too.  Next weekend is gonna be awsome when we go up north to ride.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 22:12:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>TODAY!</title>
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  <description>TODAY HAS BEEN THE AWSOMEST DAY IN A LONG TIME!  I woke up early and watched some tv, nice stretching and relaxing morning.  Then I get up and get some clothes on and my dad and I head out to get some paint from Home Depot.  Right after that we hit up K&amp;W and get my 2004 Yamaha YZ125 motocross bike.  IT IS THE BEST TOY EVER!  It has way to much power and I can&apos;t wait to open it all up on the trails instead of the neighborhood.  Took off at like 1145 and went to 3-D Wireframing...or just Catia V4.  Took my final exam in that class and I have had to Ace it cause I was the first done and it was perfect.  Just perfect.  Got home and played around with the MX bike some more and got a little faster with it.  Ordered up my new jersey, gloves, and chest protector for the bike.  I also learned that I am too skinny for my old pair of motocross pants, so now I have to go and special order a new pair of those and get myself new boots for the bike.  Later tonight I get to hang out with Juls, and eat pie.  LoL.  Then I am most likely going to come home and mess around some more on my bike just because I can.  MY GOODNESS!  This is such a great day and it seems to be getting better.  I hope next week is just as good cause I&apos;m going up north at the end of April...like next week I think actually.  AWSOME!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 05:18:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Paintballs and Motorcycles</title>
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  <description>So this weekend was horribly awsome.  I worked all through it; true, but other than that I got some new toys.  Lets see...my dad came home Wed from Kuwait, so he brought a bunch of goodies with him...like $1000 worth of military gear that he never returned, so AWSOME!  Then I asked him if I could get a motorcycle, he freaked out cause he thought I wanted a Sports Bike, but I want a YZ250 (a motocross bike), so he says, &quot;if you have the money you can buy it.&quot;  I have the money, so I&apos;m getting it Wed I hope.  This Saturday after work I bought a paintball gun and all the gear, now I&apos;m looking for upgrades to it.  SO AWSOME!  We played today (sunday) and we just lit up JC Park.  I got pegged a couple times and SHIZA!  Those things hurt...but a good hurt of knowing you did the same damage to someone else.  Other than that, that&apos;s all I can think of right now.  w00t!  only two weeks of class left.</description>
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